Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in phenelsteax's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
9:32 pm	I'm three today!! I got a Jeep from Papa and I played with my friend Tiffany and ate ice cream (sorbet, Mommy calls it). I had fun!! Starting tomorrow, Mommy is putting her and me on a special diet - no goo or cases (uh, that's gluten and casein, sweetie). Yeah, what Mommy said. Maybe it'll help me sleep through the night a little better and stop me from having so many temper tantrums and problems talking good (well, sweetie). But Mommy, if I talk well, what's the problem? (Uh, never mind). Anyway, I'm not bothered by any of that, but maybe Mommy will be happier if I stop running into the street, punching her in the mouth and pulling her hair when I'm frustrated. I always get put into timeout for that. Ugh. Bye, folks! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 9th, 2006
7:55 am	<td align="center"> phenelsteax -- [noun]: A real life muppet 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td> I don't know why, but Mama thinks it's funny!! Current Mood: cute (Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2005
10:07 pm	Momma finally let me use the computer again... I just wanted to tell everyone what I'm up to. I have learned how to walk really, really, REALLY well, and I like to run even more. I talk a lot - in full sentences, even, but nobody seems to understand me yet. I'll have to work on that. I've been having trouble sleeping again, but I want Momma and Poppa to try and guess why. I like keeping them on their toes. All in all, I've had a good year. Best one yet. Okay, only one yet. But what do want from me? I'm only a baby... Current Mood: calm (Comment on this)
10:05 pm	Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. 1. Poppa 2. Momma 3. Clean diapers. 4. Macaroni & cheese. 5. My stuffed bear. Current Mood: peaceful (Comment on this)
10:04 pm	I know I'm Jewish, but... Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I stole 2sick2pray's purse (-30 points). In February I donated bone marrow to lucindalovegood in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for anfadh (-10 points). In June I gave debblbrox a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thehefner (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3740 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, phenelsteax Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I pulled over and changed myoffenceisrank's flat tire (15 points). In February I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I helped coyotegoth see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (723 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, phenelsteax Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Current Mood: asleep, but not for long... (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
4:57 pm	HAPPY BIRTRHDAY, POPPA!!!!      Current Mood: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
3:07 pm	Update of my life... I gotta bunch a new teeth coming in. Two new ones on the bottom and a molar or two. I'm not sure. I won't let Mommy see. Some things are private, after all! People talk about private eyes; why not private teeth? In other news, I'm so much happier now that I get a full night's sleep every night. Mommy wishes I'd sleep longer in the morning, but I like getting up with the sun! My first birthday (whatever that is - I don't think I've ever had one) is coming up at the end of next month. I wanna party. Any suggestions for what I should ask my parents to do for the big day?? Hugs and kisses to everyone! Current Mood: bouncy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
6:34 pm	Good stuff happening... Well, after almost ten months of interrupted sleep, Mommy finally found a solution - melatonin - and it's yummy - cherry flavored. I've even been sleeping in my cool crib with the lambskin. Moommy and Poppa went away for a coupla days, but while they were gone, I earned my keep by shooting a scene for a new Discovery Health documentary series - Accident Investigator. I did so good. I even had an accident on cue. 'xcept then I found out they were talking about car accidents. Whoops. But I had fun. Mommy says she's gonna start submitting me for other stuff. Then yesterday Mommy and Poppa brought me to a party at debblbrox and shagglbrox's house. It was a lot of fun (except when Mommy wanted me to take a nap), and Poppa won me a cool ball!! And I stood on my own for about five seconds!!! Life's good! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 29th, 2005
5:04 pm	How early? Your Birthdate: July 31 Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world. Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal. Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn. Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed. You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies. You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination. You love travel and don't like to live alone. You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability. What Does Your Birth Date Mean? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
7:17 pm	Yay!! Mommy says I'm not a stripper!! Current Mood: relieved (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 18th, 2005
1:46 pm	findingjuliet and interdisciple... Do you still love me? I'm sorry I cried so much the other night. I missed my Mommy and Poppa. But I still had a good time. I'm still talking about it. My parents can't understand what I'm saying, but I keep talking anyway! :) Blowing kisses... Current Mood: cheerful (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 11th, 2005
4:49 pm	Got a new I...CON. Got a new I...CON. But you can't HAAAAAVE it. You can't AFORRRRD it. How the heck do I know THAT song? Current Mood: confused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 7th, 2005
2:05 pm	You know... ...with all the talk about whether or not I'm a distraction, maybe it's time I got my own apartment. Do you need to be able to walk, talk, and go to the bathroom by yourself before living on your own? Current Mood: curious (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 25th, 2005
3:58 pm	I got the fever... ...but my Mom chased it away. Unfortunately, not before I blew my morning bananas all over me, her clothes and her hair. Sorry, Mommy. Current Mood: cute (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
10:18 am	Random observations I like trying to grab and eat the Subway sandwich Mommy's trying to hide in the movie theater. She's such a contortionist!! I like boob in the morning - even when the person it's attached to isn't feeling well. I also like when Mommy runs out of baby food, and I get to try things like pineapple. Yummy!! That is all. Current Mood: curious (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
1:25 pm	Milk! If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? (Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
2:55 pm	I'm hungry and my gums hurt! But I still had fun last night with Keith, Hopi, tazira, findingjuliet and Sarah's mommy. (1 Comment |Comment on this)